Soon We Will All Be 'X-Years later'

Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
(Awkward Silence)
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
eternal-sleeper:

if you don’t have this on your blog you’re running the wrong sort of blog

eternal-sleeper:

if you don’t have this on your blog you’re running the wrong sort of blog

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

Okay so SOPA is back, guys. This time it’s trying to make streaming copyrighted material a felony. Do you know what that means? It means you can be charged and even do jail time for

  • Making fanart
  • Covering a song
  • If there’s a song on on the background of a video, it still counts
  • Writing fanfiction 


There’s a petition to stop it from happening, and it still needs 82,000 signatures so please sign it here

(Source: not-burnie, via fyeahsonicthehedgehog)

tattahitori:

rushed short comic I did of younger chrom, lissa, and emmeryn!! I really like drawing them together as a family omg ;w; me and britt were talking last night during my livestream about how what if chrom and lissa got into lots of fights over emmeryn when they were younger and chrom made up with her one time by giving her a flower then this was made/////

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